Wednesday, June 13, 2012

It's Been a long time...I shouldn't have left you...



What's going on Bloggeritas!  Long time no hear from!  I'm sorry I've been M.I.A.  We finally purchased our new home and moved in...well sort of.  We still have some miscellaneous items left at the old place.  I super dislike moving.  I didn't realize we had so much "stuff".  You know what we did?  We didn't over lap the utilities (electricity and water) so now, I don't know HOW I'm going to clean the old place.  I guess I'm going to buy some gallon jugs of water, some Clorox wipes, and a wireless vacuum like they use at restaurants.  Sigh...

This is our forever home...


  
BUT...guess what else?  TOMORROW IS MY 30th BIRTHDAY!!!!!  This is me today...wonder if I'll look older tomorrow...hmmmm...


So, with all the moving and shaking I've not been crafting.  And honestly...I'm experiencing crafty constipation! LOL!  So, I'm going to try and get some relief these days that I'm off chillaxing and celebrating my special day!

Ready to get back to my regularly scheduled programming...

Oh and here are a couple of things I'm afraid to tell you:

1.  I grow hair on my face.  It's as a result of Poly cystic Ovarian Syndrome.  It sucks.  I use my depilatory cream...often.

2.  I only have four paper punches and four sets of nesties.  I'm not a legit crafter!!!  I don't have money for all that stuff man!

3.  I wish I had a bigger butt.  Mine is flat-o-la.  I'm doing squats...and soon....LOL!

4.  My breasts grew in with stretch marks on them.  I'm used to it now but, sometimes I just want road map free breasts...just sayin'.

Alright y'all...that's all for now.  I'm going to be back on track next week...get ready!!




5 comments:

Michelle said...

Your new home looks so nice! Oops, on the utilities!

Despite your four punches and four sets of nesties (or perhaps because you only have those), I think you are an awesomely creative stamper, definitely legit, LOL!

Enjoy your 30th birthday! I loved mine, and it has only gotten better over the years. :-) I hope you are having a BIG celebration. Your new home is one BIG present, anyway. ;-)

Trina said...

Congrats on the new house, AND happy early birthday!
*Squats just make my thighs bigger, but I've learned that from certain angles my rump looks amazing despite the bumps and lumps going on down there... ;D

Natasha said...

Congrats on the beautiful home and HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I thought I was going to have a meltdown on my 30th, but it wasn't so bad. My breast were the same way.

Christa said...

Happy Birthday to such a great lady! I hope your special day is wonderful and filled with fabulous things! Congrats on your new place too...it's great! (don't worry about your list of things..in 10 years there will be other things to worry about ! LOL)

kate blue said...

I feel you on the whole multi-tasking stuff...Ive been out of town for a few days and haven't gotten much done! But I got home an hour ago and am catching up on SOME stuff (=blogging)...happy belated birthday and congrats on the move!!!